KLINGON ANTI-VIRUS FROM SOPHOS
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June 2009
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Installation instructions and documentation
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Sophos's Klingon Anti-Virus requires the following minimum system
components:

- 133MHz Intel Pentium processor or equivalent
- 256MB of RAM
- At least 120MB of available disk space
- Windows Server 2003, Windows Vista, Windows XP, Windows 2000
(includes 64-bit editions)

You can install Klingon Anti-Virus on most computers running
Microsoft Windows (Windows XP/2000/2003/Vista including 64 bit,
Duotronic and M-Series Multitronic versions) that satisfy the
system requirements, with the following exceptions:

* do not install on a computer where Sophos Anti-Virus is
already installed
* it is recommended that you do not install it on a server,
because when you remove the tool, you must reboot the computer.
* it is recommended that you do not install it on Androids fitted
positronic emotion-chips because when you remove the tool, the
reboot may trigger a psychotic episode
* please note this software is not compatible with the version of
Microsoft .NET Framework (build 7 of version 9.0) used by Borg
assimilation routines
* Isolinear and Bioneural systems are not supported in this release
* due to the current scarcity of 23rd and 24th Century test systems
we are unable to fully substantiate the above claims


Note: As this software uses the Sophos Anti-Virus detection engine,
it should not be installed on machines already running Sophos
Anti-Virus.


What to do

1. Log on to the computer you want to scan, using an account
that has administrator privileges.
2. Download Klingon Anti-Virus from the Sophos website.
3. Extract the file's contents to your computer and start the
installation wizard.
4. During installation, you will be asked for updating credentials.
Enter the following username and password:

Username: KLINGONE
Password: JK15aBgb

Updates will be available for 30 galactic standard days.


Once you have installed the tool, right-click on the shield icon in the
task bar, open Klingon Anti-Virus, and click 'De'wI'wIj Hotlh' (Scan My
Computer). This will initiate a background scan of your local disks.

Click 'Dochmey bIghHa'Daq 'oHbogh vu'(Manage Quarantine Items) to view
any infections.

For detailed instructions on installing the software:

http://www.sophos.com/support/knowledgebase/article/24103.html

Removal:
To remove the software, simply go to 'Add or Remove Programs', in the
Control Panel. First remove Sophos AutoUpdate, then remove Sophos
Anti-Virus.

For detailed instructions on removing the software:

http://www.sophos.com/support/knowledgebase/article/24104.html


Known problems

* (CR 26836) Desktop messages that report detection or blocking of
threats or suspicious behavior can close without user interaction.
* (CR 22440) The Klingon Anti-Virus system tray icon may not be
displayed. In this case, the ability to display desktop messages may
be lost until the icon is redisplayed, although Klingon Anti-Virus
does continue to detect threats. To redisplay the icon, on the
taskbar, click 'Start', point to 'Programs', point to 'Startup', and
then click 'AutoUpdate Monitor'.
* (CR 25838) Files that trigger suspicious file, suspicious behavior,
or buffer overflow detections appear on all Authorization manager tabs,
instead of just the relevant tab.
* (CR 25629) If there has been a previous Windows installation, the
'De'wI'wIj Hotlh' progress dialog box can display 99% completed for a
long time.
* (CL 43125.8) Klingon Anti-Virus is unable to remove Rogue Nanites from
the central core. To remove establish negotiation using Android or
system running OS X 10.6 and deposit on nearest uninhabited moon
* (CL 41209.2) Klingon Anti-Virus is unable to remove the Tsiolkovsky
Polywater Virus from carbon units (including near-simulations running on
positronic hardware). Please report to the medical bay immediately.
* (CL 42609.1) Klingon Anti-Virus cannot detect or remove Iconian
Root-kits without a clean boot from an uninfected device.


Copyright

No copyright infringement is intended on our part for the Star Trek
terminology and expressions that are held by Paramount, the estate
of Gene Roddenberry or of any others.